Relax Siam massage

10/27 (6:26 PM) I've been to this massage parlor many times, but the person taking the appointment has always been a man. Today, it was a woman with a braided hair! I was going to get the same massage: feet, neck, and shoulders for 550 baht (with balm)—600 baht for a 2-hour session. But this time, the person who booked said the back massage would cost 750 baht. I understand that the price has gone up or there's a special massage, so it's okay to pay the extra. In the end, I didn't get the foot massage, just the back. I had already informed her, "Foot massage + neck and shoulders!!!!!!!!" Today, the person taking the appointment was a woman with a braided hair. I booked the same appointment, but there was a younger male masseuse. He's LGBT but not cross-dressing. I was embarrassed about having to massage my neck and shoulders. I was okay with just a foot massage. I apologized to the younger man and waited for the female masseuse. I finally got the massage around 6:39 PM (approximately). She had me face down for a back massage, using my feet and then my feet on the back. After that, I only got a back massage, and while she was giving me the head massage, the masseuse fell asleep. At first, I wasn't sure what happened, but I felt sorry for the masseuse, who must have been overworked. But he massaged in circles all over my head until I noticed I wasn't getting a foot massage, so I asked the doctor, "Didn't you forget to give me a foot massage?!?" The doctor replied, "Back massage." I was confused, but I saw that time wasn't up yet, so I'll give you one later. In the end, he just finished his head massage, arched his back, asked what water he wanted, and then left. Time wasn't up yet. We got the massage from 6:39 PM to 8:17 PM, which wasn't even two hours. I asked the person who hired me, "Why didn't I choose a foot, neck, and shoulder massage instead?" I had already gotten a 550 baht massage, and I got that. He said if it was 550 baht, I'd get a chair massage. Any massage would be fine, but he told me it would be 750 baht for a back massage. My intention was to get a foot/neck/shoulder massage. Why did I get a 750 baht back massage when I didn't get a good massage? I wasted so much money and didn't even apologize for the miscommunication. He just didn't seem to care. I felt terrible. I came here because I've had many massages. This is terrible. Anyone who wants a massage, don't come. They're a scam and the service is terrible. ———————————— 10/27 (6:26 PM) I've been to this massage shop once before, but the person taking my appointment was a man with braided hair! I wanted the same massage, foot, neck, and shoulders, for 550 baht (with balm)—600 baht—for 2 hours. But this time, the person who booked said they wanted a back massage for 750 baht. Oh, I'm going to raise the price. I'll have to pay extra and not get the foot massage, just the back, as we requested. "Foot, neck, and shoulder massage!" Today, the person taking my appointment was a woman with braided hair and booked my usual appointment. The masseuse was a young man. He's mostly LGBT, but he's not cross-dressing. I was only supposed to get a neck, shoulder, and foot massage. I had to apologize to them. the man and wait in line for the female masseuse. I got the massage around 6:39 PM (normally, they let us control our faces and backs by stepping on the feet and then stepping on the backs). I only got a back massage, and while the head massage was going, the masseuse fell asleep. At first, I might have thought that the doctor was busy, but he just kept massaging my head until I realized I wasn't getting a foot massage, so I asked him, "Didn't you forget to massage my feet?!? But I see time's still up. I'll probably do the same thing again, like a head massage, and then I'll finish with a backbend and wait for water. It's still not over yet. We massaged at 6:39 PM and finished at 8:17 PM, less than two hours. I asked the person who hired me why I couldn't choose the foot, neck, and shoulder massage. Every time I've been here, I've gotten a 550 baht massage. I got the same massage. He said if it's 550 baht, I'll get a massage in a chair. It's fine, but maybe it's for the general public, but it's 750 baht. If it's a back massage, my intention is to pay a lot for the feet/neck and shoulders. Why did you get a 750 baht back massage? Criticizing a good massage is expensive, but not getting good service. It's not right... I've been here because I've gotten massages... It's always bad. Don't come here before. They're dishonest and provide bad service.

It was the worst massage experience of my life... I had already paid for an hour before entering the room, but right before the treatment, the masseuse suddenly said she would apply a special Tiger Balm to me and asked if I should pay for it. She replied that a small tip would suffice, but feeling like the price was going up, I declined. Then, during the massage, the masseuse spoke in a way I couldn't understand, and kept trying to coax me into adding it by repeatedly asking, "Do you understand?" She kept acting as if she was trying to make me agree, so I kept saying "No," but I strongly felt she was trying to deceive me by exploiting the language barrier. When I went downstairs after the massage, the staff's attitude had suddenly changed 180 degrees; they were cold and rude. They didn't even greet me and acted unfriendly. The overall atmosphere felt dark and unpleasant, and I really wanted to get out of there immediately, so I left quickly. Absolutely not recommended... I had already paid for the 1 hour session before going in, but right before starting the massage, the masseuse suddenly said she wanted to give me a special service, "only for you (i.e. me)" and apply Tiger Balm with the massage. When I asked if there would be an extra charge, she said it's up to me, but that i can tip her which immediately made me feel pressured into paying more than what i asked for During the massage, she kept saying things I couldn’t understand and repeatedly asked, “Do you understand?” as if trying to get me to agree to some kind of extra service. She kept trying to persuade me, and I kept saying “No,” but it really felt like she was trying to take advantage of the language barrier to scam me. When the massage ended and I went downstairs, the staffs attitude completely changed — suddenly cold and rude, no goodbye, nothing. The whole atmosphere felt dark and unpleasant, and I just wanted to get out of there as fast as possible. Definitely do not recommend this place.

Off-topic from the massage: My phone battery was almost dead, at only 5%, and about to die. I needed the battery to pay for taxi fare, so I asked a staff member if I could charge it while waiting. One staff member let me, but another said that charging batteries wasn't allowed. I explained that I needed to charge it while waiting for my taxi because my battery was about to die. The staff member gave me a very condescending look. Thank you for letting me charge it while waiting for my taxi; my battery increased by 5-10%, but the staff member lacked compassion. Dated 10/7/69 at 19:59.